Spammer leave me alone

How do they do it. These spammers out there. I have a spam filter which I am sure catches 90 percent of spams. But some do get through and it starts to get annoying with same old rubbish.

I know you spammers read my blog. So here is a message for you. Please leave me alone to lead my simple life of piety (as if). No, I don’t want to buy Rolex watch. I am a simple mortal and happy with my watch. Anyway who on earth, whom can afford to buy a Rolex, yes a Rolex, would do so from a spammer. As a Management Consultant, let me give you some advice for free (yes free, I normally charge mega bucks you know). I think you need to review your sales model. I suspect the Rich would send their Butler to Harrods to get their Rolex. Maybe you need to set up a Rolex stall outside Harrods. However, I do admire your objective to bring high end goods at a lower cost to the masses.

No I don’t want to give 10 million pounds to some poor person in Nigeria. I rather feed hungry kids in India. However, I do admire your cause, in helping such a social cause.

No I don’t want to lose 30 lbs. in 2 minutes either, mind you Jyostna might be interested your proposal, I will ask her okay. However, I do admire the concern you have on this issue and I am delighted that you are addressing such a health problem.

No No No I don’t want Viagra either (I have my own sources…~grin~). I know your profound research shows that 75% of women are ‘unsatisfied’, ohhhh my, I never knew that. Trust me buddy; I would love to help lower this awful statistic, I really would. It saddens me to know this awful plight women are in. I think it’s great that you are addressing this awful situation. I can see you are worried and concerned (as I am now) and hence your constant emails. I tell you what, let me spread the word. ‘hey you Chaps out there, what on earth are you doing. Nothing it seems. Come on you guys get going will ya. Grab your Lover and strut your stuff man’

I never knew you spammers had a social/health conscious. I wish you luck in your endeavours. BUT please leave me alone, give me a break, cut me some slack okay. Mind you, as they say, if you can’t beat em then join em. Anybody want Viagra.